Couldn’t help it. :)
Welcome Keviiiin. ♥
"stop… hey stop crying.. here you can hit me back"
teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk
aleks is a true meme god
the forbidden dance
Kevin: I just caught a fly in my hand -
Aleks: Did you eat it?
Kevin: Because it was flying ar-- No. Ehh hold on.
Aleks: Dude you should tape off -- Like, rip off its wings and then tape it down, and then say dirty things to it.
Aleks: You should be like 'You've been a dirty fly.'
Kevin: (laughing) What the fuck is wRONG WITH YOU?
Aleks: You've been quite the naughty fly haven't you? Just flying around here.
I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.
Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.