thethoughtfulwhale:

I don’t know which pic has the better faces

thethoughtfulwhale:

I don’t know which pic has the better faces

x

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

bayekells:

How did Aleks get a tattoo if he can’t handle waxing his legs?

Group Assignments
Person: I have an idea
Me: So did Hitler

plxystation4:

*hits blunt*

"Bruh do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

image

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pinknovapolitan:

oh kevin.

pinknovapolitan:


oh kevin.

dashdrive:

i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life

x

one of the funniest interviews ever

avengersonna:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

Who names someone fucktardshitcorn

avengersonna:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

Who names someone fucktardshitcorn