"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
How did Aleks get a tattoo if he can’t handle waxing his legs?
"Bruh do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life
one of the funniest interviews ever