den2cypher:

Couldn’t help it. :)  

Welcome Keviiiin. ♥

tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

guccikage:

"stop… hey stop crying.. here you can hit me back"

guccikage:

"stop… hey stop crying.. here you can hit me back"

privatejrgrif:

credit
teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk
what-the-meow:

aleks is a true meme god

what-the-meow:

aleks is a true meme god

amyflame:

(x)
robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

Kevin: I just caught a fly in my hand -
Aleks: Did you eat it?
Kevin: Because it was flying ar-- No. Ehh hold on.
Aleks: Dude you should tape off -- Like, rip off its wings and then tape it down, and then say dirty things to it.
Kevin: whAt
Aleks: You should be like 'You've been a dirty fly.'
Kevin: (laughing) What the fuck is wRONG WITH YOU?
Aleks: You've been quite the naughty fly haven't you? Just flying around here.

renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.